Inter-Kingdom Erotica

As the more observant regular to this blog may have seen, I now have a tracker displayed that shows recent visitors. One odd thing was my post "A Banana Also Fits Well In A Vagina..." which has nothing to do with inter-kingdom erotica, was visited directly from google.com/. Now this seems quite odd, but I decided to do a little investigating so I put the words banana and vagina into my search engine... and sure enough the 7th post down was a link to this blog. Upon further investigation, I found that the searches that led to the link were searches for "banana in vagina" and my blog was the 8th hit.

So all those people who have accidentally visited this blog searching for inter-kingdom erotica, I'm sorry but I don't host pornography here. While I thank you for your patronage, I hope this serves as a lesson that google is not going to be a good search engine for hardcore fetish porn. What a banana does with a woman in the privacy of her home (or a banana tree) is none of my business and we should let all relationships be as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Luckily God designed the banana for that very purpose, why else would it be curved with a tab at the top so a woman can get a good grip on it? Cucumbers on the other hand...