Morning Scepticism: False Witness

Some creationists go to elaborate efforts to "disprove" evolution, with thought experiments that clearly show the absurdity that those evil scientists try to force down our throats. Yet despite the likes of Ray Comfort and Kent Hovind clearly showing this absurdity, those dogmatic Darwinists won't budge... And we know the creationists must be right, because there's something about bearing false witness in their holy book being commanded against. So when those evil scientists say it's a straw man, it has to be the scientists lying because a creationist is commanded not to lie!